If you're thinking about sending me a spam, FORGET IT.
I'm NOT interested in your little Ponzi schemes, pump-and-dump scams, 419's, pre-approved credit cards, mortgages, dental plans, free porn passes, sex videos, sex aids, dating/escort agencies, inkjet refills, golf balls or anything else you're trying to sell.
Go pick on some other schmuck, or even better, reconsider your business model.
Fraudulent or illegal material WILL be reported to the appropriate law enforcement/regulatory bodies. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.